A letter from Grandma
Dear Grand-son,
The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a ‘Honk if you love Jesus’ bumper sticker…
I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting… So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.
Boy, am I glad I did; an uplifting experience followed.
I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good he is, and I didn’t notice that the light had changed.
It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn’t honked, I’d never have noticed.
I found that lots of people love Jesus!
While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, ‘For the love of God!’
‘Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!’
What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!
Everyone started honking!
I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all those loving people.
I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!
There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a sunny beach.
I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air.
I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant. He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something.
Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii , so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign right back.
My grandson burst out laughing. Why even he was enjoying this religious experience!!
A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me.
I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed.
So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and sisters, and drove on through the intersection.
I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared.
So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away. Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!!
Will write again soon,
Love, Grandma
That has nothing to do with religion, so how would it be considered sinful?
It was a joke about the humor of miscommunication.
I thought it was funny, but i don’t see why it would be considered sinful.
lol
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OMFG, I love it!!!! XD
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rofl i liked
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L-O-L
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That has nothing to do with religion, so how would it be considered sinful?
It was a joke about the humor of miscommunication.
I thought it was funny, but i don’t see why it would be considered sinful.
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I thought it was funny, but then, I’m not a Christian.
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That was freaking hilarious.
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A normal Christian.
Ha HA this is freakin’ hilarious! But I am an Atheist so…
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funny
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It’s funny. It doesn’t make you a bad Christian or a bad person in general for laughing at it. I’m sure if I showed it to my pastor he would think it was funny.
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The jokes people usually post on Yahoo answers are usually rubbish but this one was fabulous!
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Hahaha. I laughed
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Christian
i am a christian and i enjoyed it. i don’t think it’s sinful because its not saying anything disrespectful about God.
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its not a joke but offensive remarks that uses foul language and ridicules people and makes fun of them.
that is not humor
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HAHAHA
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LOl i am a Christian and i found this really funny. I laughed so hard tears came to my eyes.
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No.
Don’t think so.
Look in the real world.
Decode this lyrics " You’ll see "
:I started the joke"
"My way"
With self independence?
But God got the better of us and started his own jokes too with "My way " too in time.
Luke 21.30-36
Luke 24.44.45,47-48
Genesis 11.1,3-9
Revelation 16.14
Luke 22.3-6
Luke 4.4-7
Luke 3.7-9
Exodus 1.5
Revelation 16.15
Revelation 22.13-17
What do you think?
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decoded from the missing x-files.
that’s funny my friends would laugh when they read it I gave you a star so they will see your question.
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